Thursday, January 29, 2009 | 10:27 PM | 0 Comments

Best divorce letter ever


Dear Husband,I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk panties. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your shows.You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.Your EX-wifeP.S. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to Spain together! Have a great life!


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Dear EX-wife,Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my shows so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy'! Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, didn't comment.And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my brother, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.About those new silk panties: I turned away from you because the £49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty quid from me that morning.After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica ...But when I got home you were gone.Everything happens for a reason, I guess.I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me. So take care.Signed,Your EX-husband, Rich As Hell and Free!P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born Caroline. I hope that's not a problem.


♥ TrappedButterfly



 
    | 10:25 PM | 0 Comments

i liked this







There was once this guy who is very much in love with his girl. This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to his girl.
Although, at that time he was just a small fry in his company, hisfuture didn't seem too bright, they were very happy together. Until one day, his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come back. She also told him that she cannot visualize any future for the both of them, so they went their own ways there and then...
Heartbroken, the guy agreed. But when he regained his confidence, he worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make something out of himself.
Finally with all the hard work and the help of friends, this guy hadset up his own company ...You never fail until you stop trying. One rainy day, while this guy was driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain walk ing to some destination. Even with the umbrella, they were stilldrenched. It didn't take him long to realize they were his girl'sparents.
With a heart in getting back at them, he drove slowly beside the couple, wanting them to spot him in his luxury sedan. He wanted themto know that he wasn't the same any more; he had his own company, car,condo, etc. He made it! What he saw next confused him, the couple was walking towards a cemetery, and so he got out of his car andfollowed...and he saw his girl, a photograph of her smiling sweetly asever at him from her tombstone and he saw his paper cranes right beside her... Her parents saw him. He asked them why this had happened. Theyexplained, she did not leave for France at all. She was ill withcancer. She had believed that he will make it someday, but she did not want to be his obstacle... therefore she had chosen to leave him. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you wa nt them to,doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. She had wantedher parents to put his paper cranes beside her, because, if the day comes when fate brings him to her again...he can take some of those back with him...
Once you have loved, you will always love. For what's in your mind mayescape but what's in your heart will remain forever. The guy just wept...The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside her knowing you can't have her, see her or be with herever again....... ..hope you understand.
Find time to realize that there is one person who means so much to you, for you might wake up one morning losing that person who you thought meant nothing to you.KINDNESS Pays !One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay hisway through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.
He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a mealhe asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, "How much do I owe you?"
"You don't owe me anything," she replied "Mother has taught us neverto accept payment for a kindness." He said... "Then I thank you from my heart."
As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt; strongerphysically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had beenready to give up and quit.
Years later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they calledin specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation.. When he heard the name of the town she camefrom, a strange light filled his eyes.
Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room.Dressed in his doctor's gown he we nt in to see her. He recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to thecase.After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested thebusiness office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to herroom..
She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of herlife to pay for it all. Finally, she looked, and something caught ; her attention on the side as She read these words.....
"Paid in full with one glass of milk." (Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.
Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: "Thank You, GOD, that Your love has spread abroad through human hearts and hands."


♥ TrappedButterfly



 
    | 10:20 PM | 0 Comments

i did this quiz given by rahima..

how much pain can you take for love?

bringing back the past..


-you have had your fair share of pain during the past, and you're hoping for another chance. but if you are, be sure that what you're doing is STILL worth it.


♥ TrappedButterfly