Vicknesh : 0h h0r! missing missing missing!
F0r many days! AGAIN! Breaking s0me w0rld rec0rds?
Are u getting paid f0r N0T bl0gging?
Anand : backside fats lah u.. can update 0r n0t. if u’re still sch00ling, I can dr0p by t0 see hw u d0ing. N0w h0ls rite, at least update laaaa! I dun get t0 see u 0ften u n0e.
Priya : waiting f0r hari raya is it? Update laaaaaaa!
Anees : she needs h0ng pau.. she needs t0 be paid t0 update her bl0g. basket, update laaaaaa.. see ur rahima, she updated abt smth.. which n0ne 0f us underst00d. can u write abt tt?
Ramesh : darling, u’re MIA. Wad happen t0 u? sick ah? Update leh.. I like the way u update. Cute, funny, and understandable.. update k?
Shankar : she deserve a slap frm me.. update la aunty..
Extracted C0nversati0n by the six idiots wh0 c0nferenced in MSN.
See hw much they miss me.. 
Kk, lets start by t0day! Its g0nna be a l0ng 0ne. hahaha!
T0day, biasa.. w0ke up at 11.30am. (im a moooooooo) 0ne Chinese man was at h0me. I started t0 panic. Den realize he was repairing my washing machine. I wen all 0ver the hse, finding f0r m0m. dun hv. She was at the c0rrid0r watering the plants.
0k i dun really rmb which day happen wad. i'll jus write, wadever tt c0mes t0 mind k?
Rmb, i've a tuiti0n near my h0mey. TeachingA Indian gal wh0 g0es by as Lavitraa? The m0m 0f tt primary 1 kid, g0ne mad. Aiyaaaa.. kinda lengthy la.. im sick n tired 0f telling edi. T0ld m0m n elder br0. Anyway, I’ve st0p teaching tt kid, c0s the m0m is fussy abt m0ney matters. Dun0 wad shit happen t0 her. Pissed with tt bitch. Backside 0n very big, brain s0 small. S0 anyway, my $100 is g0ne n0w.
Im left with $300 w0rth 0f tuiti0n and n0w m0m’s pupil. $300 + $280 = $580
Big m0ney big m0ney.. and I still get t0 teach in the centre where every 10th 0f the m0ney, I get m0ney! As f0r tis m0nth, I g0t my $120. But I still tink, its n0t enuff. C0s ah.. im planning t0 give daddy, $100 f0r my sch00l fees. $150 f0r my 0wn expenses. Btw, its m0nthly. Den buy gifts f0r the engagement, lessen br0’s burden, tt wld be like $200? Tts $450. Minus $580? $130. Plus my $120? $250.
$250 save? Hmm.. arrrrrghhhhhhhhhh.. I dun000000000000000000! Prince 0s0 n0w asking f0r m0ney.. eh I wat la.. pers0nal atm machine f0r ppl is it. I myself n0 paisah.. I mean m0ney..
hmm.. lets see hw it g0es...
Prince dr0pped his fren’s nokia 7610, while viewing the fotos. N his fren is nudging him t0 buy him 0ne, as he’s g0ing back t0 his village s00n. s0 Prince wans t0 get him a 2nd hand f0ne.
The questi0n here is, “ What d0es HIM dr0pping HIS fren’s f0ne, g0tta d0 with ME? “
The answer by the Prince is, “ c0s u’re my wife. My pr0blem is ur pr0blem ”
Must I argue further? 
Well, was t0ld t0 find f0r the price 0f 2nd hand f0ne in tekka. Wen with my darling shamz. As usual, had fun! Wasted la, nv get t0 see her crush. He was waiting f0r me. but.. haizzzz! Nvm, I’ll hv my chance, right babe? S0 f0und 0ut. Cheapest is $250. Guess wad, I’ve t0 share the price with him. its n0t like im g0nna have tt f0ne.
Haiz.. the pr0b with him is, he d0esnt tell his w0rries, his pr0blems t0 any0ne except f0r me. even if he wants m0ney n n0 m0ney, he’ll tell me.. he w0nt b0rr0w frm his r00mmates. 0h g0d!
He didn’t even ask, if I can pay half 0r n0t. he jus asked me, hw much u hv, and hw much can u give. The way he s0unded wen he said tt was like, he had the “urimai” t0 ask.. well.. true la.. he has it. He g0t the rights f0r everything. Rights 0f me, my b0dy, my heart, my thinking t0 g0 0n the right path, t0 sc0ld me, t0 ask me anything. Because, we aint bf/gf. We’re husband and wife. We oredi exchanged rings. Th0ugh we’re n0t 0fficially 0r by law, married, inside 0ur heart, we’re..
S0 he asked ah.. den I said I g0t 0nli $50 with me. and he said, “ where d0 I g0 n find f0r $200??? “ he said he’ll. Den I rmbered, abt the $120 I’ll b getting 0n the 10th. I t0ld him, I’ll give the wh0le $120 t0 him. he said, “ den f0r ur expenses hw la.. d0wan la.. gimme $50 enuff ”
Actually, it runs in 0ur bl00d. if u ask means, we’ll give. S0 I said, “ jus shut up ok? I’ll give u my $120. I can ask m0m f0r m0ney if I wan. Furtherm0re, puasa time I dun need s0 much m0ney. “ den he jus agreed. He n0es tt if I’ve made up my mind means, I’ve made up.
there g0es my $120.
Wh0 am I helping? My guy, my husband.. s0 it d0esnt really matter. I n0e rahima, will be denying and disagreeing with me. well.. I cant say n0 t0 him.. I n0e wad im d0ing. I n0e he’ll pay me back 0ne day. If any0ne is disagreeing with me n0w 0r later, well I cant be b0thered. M0ney c0mes and g0es..
And tt sweet pie, sent me tis tt very day he asked f0r m0ney..
ahh, its tiny.. click 0n the pic t0 see it big big.. 
in return i did this..
h0w is it! l0lx! 
wad saturday's 0uting. please kindly read Rahima's bl0g. and wait f0r her t0 c0ntinue. guess her br0 is still using the charger and her c0mp is 0ut 0f battery. =P
sunday wh0le day nv call Prince. c0s we were 0ut.
S0 m0nday at 11.04pm I miss called him s0 tt he’ll call me back. N0 m0ney in card. Waited n waited, he didn’t call back. I was aft my tuiti0n. damn hungry. S0 I wen t0 eat ah.. den tt fella called me at 11.44pm, and twice at 11.45pm.. saw the miss call at 12.30am. I called him. n he started yelling at me.
“why u give miss call? S0 tt I’d call back rite. Den where u g0.. I called u 3 times u n0e. until the line wen int0 ur mailb0x. they cut the m0ney u n0e..” I said s0rry ah… I waited dem u nv call… den he started yelling abt why nv have the hp with me n stuff. I screamed back. “I said s0rry rite? Wad la u wan me t0 d0 n0w? fall 0n ur feet? Take the next flight and c0me india and ask f0rgiveness? M0ney cut hw much sia? $1/$2/$3????? I 0ne day spend $10 f0r u. s0metimes I use tt $10 f0r 3-5 days. Am I c0mplaining like u? if I n0 m0ney 0s0 I s0mehw get it and call u. if u say, ur $1-$3 is being wasted, den I’ve wasted over $400 jus f0r u. u’ve been away f0r 8mths. And I’ve spend m0re den $400 jus f0r u. am I c0mplaining? Ur financial tight and mine is the same. Dun say tt u’re in india and im in Singapore. Dun bullshit with me. u nv seen me angry rite. See it n0w. spend abit f0r me 0s0 it hurts u rite.. why call den? “ all this while, he was jus listening. I n0e he seemed surprised. C0s he nv heard me toking like tis b4. Nv seen me anger. I used t0 t0k like tis and even worst b4. Wayyyy b4 he came int0 my life.. den I c0ntinued, “ everytime sh0ut sh0ut sh0ut. Small thing 0s0 wanna sc0ld. U think I small gal ah.. im n0t ur slave all k ya.. u wanna t0k, u say smth, d0wan den jus hang up. I aint g0nna waste time 0n pe0ple wh0 dun respect me. “
Tts it, he hang up.. fine! Be it in his way… I can be pissed f0r hw l0ng I wan with anyb0dy.. but t0 him.. I cant. I’ve my pride, yes.. but I cant be in peace, kn0wing tt he’s angry, 0r I’ve hurt him. s0 I missed called him at 1.25am tt same nite… he didn’t call bk.. angry I guess.. hmm.. den t0day aft my new tuiti0n, my manasu s0 s0 heavy… I b0ught a card and called tt pig.. line cann0t get thru.. s0 came h0me and t0ked t0 him.. he jus w0ke up.. ahhhhhhhhhh he s0unded s000000000 cuteeeeeeeeeeeeee *melting*
Den t0ld him abt his msn acc0unt being hacked.. he s0unded s0000 scared. I helped him, by hacking int0 his msn. L0lx! and f0und 0ut wh0 was hacking his acc0unt.. 0ne 0f his c0untry man. Aiy00…
Den he said he’ll call me ltr, den we hang up..
den 15 mins later, Gunni, my ex-p0lymate msg me in msn, saying why nv call n all these shits.. i nv called much guys aft i was attached.. tt explains why he was s0 pissed... den called him n t0ked t0 him f0r 20 mins.. he said i l00k very cute in my dp... and asked f0r a kiss.. tts wad i hate.. ask f0r kiss, ask t0 masturbate, ask tis n tt.. stupid.. he n0es im attached.. den why.. s0 i gave him an excuse and hang up..
btw rahima, he worked near tekka, in LTA. ur m0mmy's fren? hehe! hes an engineer there..
den t0day aft gg t0 m0m's pupil's hse, i walked pass the pasar malam in yew tee.. n0 m0ney, s0 jus l00ked at the f00d n walked.. den tis durian uncle called me.. and say.. "lai lai.. u wan sweet 0r bitter.. " i was like huh? i nv ask wad.. den he said "nehmine nehmine.. u tell me.." den i said sweet.. he made me try one durian.. waaaaah.. heaven.. l0lx.. den he said " nahh f0r u i give cheap cheap.. 3 b0x f0r $20 " the price written there was, 1 b0x $10. i t0ld uncle, " w0 meh y0 chian.. w0 puyao" den he smile smile say " nehmine nehmine.. u l00k bery cute.. ai mai leh.. u say u got hw much?" den i said i got onli $5 den he said, "nehmine nehmine.." den he packed 3 box.. i was like.. ehhhhh i n0 m0ney laaaaaaaaa! den he say, "u no worry.. give u pecial (special) one.. " i c the box written as 1 f0r $6. he put 3 box! ahhh.. den he said, "nehmine u gimme $5 enuff.. " den he put another box inside.. 4 box f0r $5! usual price: $24 ! he making a lost.. den he said, "nehmine nehmine... for u onli.. cos u look cute.. " i was like errrmmzzzzzzz.. den i walked away happy happy.... den heard him tell his fren in mandarin, " tt gal jus n0w l00k very cute le, give her pecial discount. "
hahaha! i n0e mandarin h0r.. dun play play.. i learnt frm my sec0ndary buddy, Cai Feng . she didnt sit n teach me.. she tok tok den i listen.. den i ask her n0w and den.. n0w poly.. in class, every0ne will tok in mandarin t0 me.. but i'll jus reply in english.. n0w and den in chinese.. haha! i miss my class.. they wen t0 h0ngk0ng n china with class... im supp0se t0 g0 rmb. c0s they dun pr0vide halal f00d im n0t all0wed.. haizzzz... wish dem many many happinessssssssssssss!!!
0k i gtg n0w!!!!! durian timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 
