Friday, August 3, 2007 | 10:37 PM | 0 Comments
I want a guy...
who will m0ve my hair away frm my eyes and den kiss me..
h0ld my hand in line at the mall and make all the gals jeal0us
s0me0ne wh0 will sing t0 me at rand0m m0ments.
wh0 will let me sleep 0n his chest.
A B0Y wh0 will get mad at me wen im t0king t0 0ther guys
i wan s0me0ne t0 call me at least 3 times a day if he wen away
s0me0ne wh0 will let me g0ssip t0 him and w0uld jus smile and agree t0 everything i said
He will thr0w stuff animals at me wen i act dumb and den
Kiss me a billi0n times
s0me0ne wh0 will make fun 0f me jus t0 make me laugh
he will take me to the park
put his hands arnd my waist and
gimme bear hugs all the time
he'll tell all his frens abt me and SMILES wen he did it
and we'll make out in the pouring rain
he'll be nv afraid t0 say i l0ve u infr0nt 0f his frens
and we'd argue abt silly things and den kiss like anyting happened
i want a b0y wh0 stays with me all nite, jus c0unting the stars and telling me hw much he l0ves me
s0me0ne wh0 will make me laugh like n0 0ne else c0uld
but Mostly, i want s0me0ne wh0 wld be my bestfren and wld nv BREAK MY HEART...
guess wad? i've f0und him.. ab0ve isnt jus a p0em.. its me describing my baby b0y.. he'd be my last darling.. t0uch w00d if i dun get him.. fate will decides where i'll be.. he's the 0ne i cant be with.. th0ugh having few relati0nships.. i realised tt all th0se relati0nships are like waste sia. they dun even deserve the name relationship. tinking back, i've did al0t 0f stupid tings f0r nth. im realli lucky t0 get a b0i like him t0 change my attitude n character!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
♥ TrappedButterfly
| 5:08 PM | 0 Comments
Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000, Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
♥ TrappedButterfly
